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In the spirit of groundhog day. . .

An exclusive interview with The Groundhog. Punxsutawney Phil speaks! Added 02-02-2006

 

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On today's show. . (feb. 2, '06)

 

Billy Joel & his nine year old wife.

Anna Nicole... and her scaryness.

TREKKIES! ( star trek fans )

 

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ENTERTAINMENT:

Kirsten Dunst gets mistaken for a stripperasked if she can get whipped cream licked off of her naked body by a 50 year old man.. & then yells to her "wait, I come to watch you dance every weekend!"

   click here> The Crazy Christian lady screams, "SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAN!!!" - Added <11-22-2005>

 

Paris Hilton is going to interview artists on the red carpet at the Brit awards...  !?!?!?!? .. oh boy. (p.s.. she needs every line  fed to her ).... clickity clack bag of bones biitch.

 

Elizabeth Hurley is pregnant !  ( expected to marry indian boyfriend--- not to be mistaken for native-american )

 

Lucy Lui flew into Pakistan... for no reason at all.

 

 *insert Bill Cosby jibberish here*

 

Stephanie from Full House on drugs!...?

..blahblahblah.

 

 

 

Road Rage: A crapload of people on I-95 must be listening to the Preston & Steve show!!   .. people are actually starting to move out of the left lane!.. YAY FOR PRESTON & STEVE!

 

 

Spencer's gets busted for hookahs aka bongs.. and cashier knows what he's taking about  ... what a shock?  "hookah pipes".. hah kinda looks like hooker.

 

 

*insert pot song here*

alvacato.. an ice pick & a snorkle..   hmm..

 

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Survivor guest interview. . . .

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BIZZARE FILES:

 

human waste is falling from the sky!?

 

 

Sharkie has been arested for stalking on escape.  ( you need to be licensed to be a vampire ).. hahaaha.

ummmmmmmm..BLEH!

 

GADZOOKS! David Kennedy was arrested for looking at porn while driving.. driving crazy.

 

A former soldier who lost his hearing 15 years ago, regained it at a ski lift!?!?

 

15 year old girl skilled in marshall arts kicked 2 guy's asses that tried to steal from her!

 

*insert stoner's voice here* .. stoner admitts to selling & that his pot was missing openly to a police officer.

 

drunk driver crashed into a house & decided to sleep over!!

 

 

 

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Phil sees his shadow! 6 more weeks of winter..... :-\

 

Punxsutawney just has 2 prisons & a McDonalds..........    :-P
  POPULATION: 3 people.

 

  Punxsutawney partiesnick tree climbing!?... gobbles the knobNick is now a legend in Punxsutawney!

Phil bites.

 

Phil: I can clearly see the boundries of my shadow.. now leave me alone.

 

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Preston & Steve bring familes closer together.   Please, listen & save your families.

PRESTON & STEVE FAMILY COUNSELING CENTERS: coming to you soon.

 

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KNOB THAT GOBBLE.

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Joe almost gets "arrested" ::

WMMR promo from the 2/1 show - Intern Joe sells Girl Scout Cookies & almost gets arrested! - Added <02-01-2006>

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"I got something in my pocket that belongs across my face"

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HOLLYWOOD TRASH:

blahblahblah.

Madonna will perform with Gorillaz at the Grammys..   

blahblahblah..

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Janet Rino sings Kareoke "R.E.S.P.E.C.T".... what a party animal..hangs with Tara Ried.

 

-must have a driver's license to be a saint...

how do you pronounce beatification?

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Hey Donovan, cork that whine.

"black on black...on black crime"

.."play football & shut the hell up" -Preston

white party guy crime party. . .

*insert high pitched jibberish  talking .. thing here*

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THATS THE SHOW FOR TODAY!...

 

p.s... YOU PEOPLE CAN POST TOO!

 

and if anyone misses parts of the shore.. or the whole thing.. I'll try to recap for you all.

 

 

 

 

 

GADZOOKS.

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